Now, on to your hypothetical use of your billions of dollars: I think you should know that I have always wished my name was “Charity,” and in the event you become a billionaire, will legally change it to “Charity.” Keep that in mind when you’re giving your dough away.

Also, I DO wish to save the bees and find a cure for cancer but fear I lack the aptitude for such endeavors. A thought: Have you ever considered that might be where the bees have gone? Looking for a cure for cancer? Maybe all those dead bees are just bee “guinea pigs” sacrificed in the name of science as they look for a cure? And considering our shabby treatment of bees these past many years, I doubt they’ll even share their cure with us. We’re screwed, but bees will live on smoking and breathing in asbestos without risk of cancer for all eternity.

I just realized somthing…I hate bees.