Raw Drip

Dick believes that most of our holidays are flimsy inventions of clever ad men in need of an excuse to unload more flowers, candy, cards and kitsch. But I say, who cares? I don’t mind being manipulated into shopping just because Mr. Hallmark needs to sell more greeting cards. I especially don’t mind when the made up holiday in question, Mothers’ Day, is all about celebrating ME.

I think Mothers’ Day has the potential to become one of my favorite holidays. But with Dick’s conspiratorial views poisoning many past Mothers’ Days, the only way I can reclaim my right to be worshipped in a manner to which I’d like to become accustomed, is to take matters into my own hands. This year, instead of waiting around for the Mothers’ Day card that will never show up, or the obviously obligatory gift that may or may not materialize, I’ve decided to spoil, lavish & pamper myself with something wonderful.

To that end, I spent about 30 minutes at my desk this morning surfing my Kaboodle wishlist for some gift inspiration. What does ME want? I think I’ve narrowed down the list. Since I don’t want to be selfish (well, okay – maybe just for the one day…) I thought I’d share my wish list with you just in case it offered you some gifting inspiration for yourself, for your mom, or for ME. I’ve divided the list into 3 price categories for your shopping ease – “Cheap Bastard”, “Now We’re Talkin’!”, and “Working a 2nd job to pay for it”.

Cheap Bastard

Bite Me’s Organic Whole Wheat Flower Power Cookies
Aside from my grandmother’s sugar cookies, these may be the best cookies I’ve ever had. I ADORE THEM! And that’s saying a lot of for a cookie that doesn’t list chocolate as an ingredient. Don’t let the Whole Wheat in the description fool you. These are not hearty cookies. They’re actually quite delicate and buttery – closer to short bread than a traditional sugar cookie. Here’s a tip: If you’re thinking of buying some, skip the snail mail and go straight to your local Whole Foods market. They sell these cookies by the pound or individually. Either way, you’re giving yourself or your mom something decadent that’s made with high-quality, wholesome ingredients – like scads of butter and sugar. Yummy!

Domino Magazine

I love that this magazine is full of so many fresh decorating ideas. A few months ago, they featured a couple from India who decorated their entire house with little Persian prayer rugs. While it was way too boho for me, I do admire their creativity. It’s also a great source for learning more about buying art for your home, choosing paint colors, and accessorizing on the chic. Every time I flip through its pages, I feel inspired.

Now We’re Talkin’!

Frank Gehry Equus Ring from Tiffany & Co.

I think it goes without saying that any gift from Tiffany’s couldn’t be a miss. Even if, God forbid, I gave my mom something that she didn’t like, I’m sure she’d at least have the decency to keep it out of the dreaded “for good” drawer.

What I love about this ring is that it’s simple, interesting, and elegant. You can dress it up or dress it down. Admit it; you gotta love jewelry that looks lovely AND offers styling flexibility, as well.

Zeno Acne Clearing Device

Believe it or not, I would NOT be offended if someone gave me this gift. Why, you ask? It’s because I’m a 36 year old woman who still, occasionally gets a big, nasty, red zit on my chin that makes me feel like an awkward 14-year old all over again. Been there, done that – no thanks!

I discovered the Zeno device when I went to my aesthetician for a facial about 4 years BC (Before Children) and she used it on a zit that – I swear – had wrapped itself around a blood vessel in my chin and was threatening the oxygen supply to my brain. Anyway, after a painless application of the Zeno, not only did I see the swelling go down within an hour or two – the zit actually disappeared by the next day. It may be the single most miraculous beauty device I’ve ever encountered.

Working a 2nd Job to Pay for It

Apple MacBook Pro

I am an iPhone owner and I have to admit, I love it. I’ve already decided which child I would sell on the black market to pay for a replacement iPhone in the unfortunate event of its loss or destruction. I think the reason I love it so much is because it just works and it does everything so well, so effortlessly. That brings me to my current PC – which crashes all the time. Now I’m thinking, if I love that darn iPhone so much, why shouldn’t my next laptop be something that works just as well?

So, whether you’re buying for yourself off the Cheap Bastard list, or playing it safe and staying middle of the road, I think it’s time we all stopped waiting for our partners and children to worship us and get out there and get ourselves a little something special. Whether the holiday is religious, patriotic, or completely made up, for all that we women do, we should seize every opportunity to slow down and take in a little ME time.