I sat down to write tonight and turned on the TV for background noise. What a bad decision. I’m finding it difficult to focus on anything other than John McCain’s incredibly distracting tie. Maybe it would be mesmerizing if it weren’t so nauseating.

A suggestion for the McCain campaign: Always follow the Coco Chanel principle of accessorizing – check yourself in a mirror before walking out the door and remove the first thing that catches your eye.

Good advice for everyone. Especially if you’re about to participate in a televised Presidential debate in the age of HDTV and the bar code inspired tie you’ve chosen is capable of sickening Republicans & Democrats, alike.

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