Relationships Category
Strange Attractor
By: Samantha on: Mar 5,2008 In: RelationshipsAre you special? Are you a toothless, guy in your late 70’s? Do you speak with a unidentifiable thick foreign accent and say things to passing women such as, “Lemme muk loove to you een my ‘ammock, pretty leedy!” Are you a guy with stomach-churning B.O. and open sores on your arms? Well, then – I am the woman for [...]
I’m guessing it might be taboo to discuss one’s gynecological issues in a blog, so my apologies in advance. I suppose if you’re a male reading this post, you probably saw the word “ovary” in the title and moved onto the ESPN website. I don’t blame you, really. Believe it or not, we women don’t [...]
With this ring, I behead
By: Samantha on: Feb 3,2008 In: RelationshipsDick and I have been a couple for nearly 20 years. We met in high school. He was the awkward, nerdy guy that girls were friends with, but didn’t take seriously. I was the moderately popular tall girl that somehow blended in wherever I went. Fate and a flaky date of mine threw us together in our junior [...]
